When the Urban Panther ordered The Manual: A true bad boy explains how men think, date and mate, by Steve Santagati, my initial reaction was "Huum...she's not going to learn much in there!" After a couple of days, the book finally arrived and the Panther eagerly started reading it. It wasn't long before she started chuckling. Given the subject of the book, I was getting worried. The way we males act around single women is a serious matter, and should not be taken lightly! When I asked if she recognized me in there, she took just a little too long to answer. "Well.....no.....of course not!" The hairs on my neck were standing on end!
She then proceeded to have some of the men from her entourage (including me) fill out a questionnaire based on Santagati's advice on how men like women to dress. Now that was the last straw! Although she is not even halfway through the book, it is very clear to see that this guy is selling secrets to the enemy! Santagati's goal is to teach women what they can do to come out on top. In order to preserve the little control we males have in the relationship jungle, I invite all men to purchase a copy of the book and burn it upon delivery. It is our sacred duty to stop the flow of what we really think from reaching the women, and $27.95 plus shipping and handling is a small price to pay!
I think he's a double-agent. He must have wrote the book to get on the good side of women, and as he gets accepted into their circles, he's secretly taking notes to write his sequel - The Manual 2: A true bad boy explains how women think, date and mate.
Posted by: Al at 7P | July 19, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Oh... good one Al! That could very well be the case. Maybe you and I should get together and stump him on this one! LOL
Posted by: Urbane Lion | July 20, 2008 at 02:50 PM